Sunday, October 4, 2009

What Really Makes Me Annoyed!

Oh, the countless number of things that make me annoyed in life....
  • WhEn PeOpLe ThInK It'S OkAy/CoOl To TyPe LiKe ThIs.
  • When people wear mesh shirts (see bottom for photographic proof)
  • When someone cuts me off in traffic
  • When someone is a close talker (see bottom for photographic proof)
  • When overweight girls think it's okay to wear mini skirts and it's clearly not (see bottom for photographic proof... DISCLAIMER: it's not pretty)

These are all small things that really just annoy me to no end, but the number one... numero uno thing that just really irritates me is rolling book-bags on campus! The only people I see carrying them are the what I like to call "adult students". I understand in your old age you may have a bad disk in your back and it's hard to carry one on your back but please, somebody tell them they are annoying.

I'm walking around campus on the sidewalk to class and then I hear it, the noise I know can only come from a godforsaken rolling book-bag "clunk, clunk, clunk" every time the wheels hit a crack in the sidewalk. I honestly can say it nearly makes my ears bleed every single time.

JUST SAY NO!

About 2 weeks ago, I was minding my own business (nearly late for class) running to Holt to get to my class on the 2nd floor by 12:15. As I am rounding the corner to run up the steps, there it is... I see it... a rolling book-bag going up the steps. What are you carrying in there lady? Apparently enough bricks to build Donald Trump a new house. You would have thought she was carrying 10 small children in that bag, because as I try to pass her on the skinny stairwell, she beings to drop her 1o-ton bag.... excuse me I mean rolling wheels of annoyance down the steps. It was just a big burden and caused me to be 8.6 seconds later to class than I would have been had this "adult student" been so kind as to have taken the elevator, or just used a normal book-bag! Thanks!

Jared what are you thinking?





Hey Jerry your pores are very small!



Does this lycra make my thighs look big?

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