Oh, the countless number of things that make me annoyed in life....
- WhEn PeOpLe ThInK It'S OkAy/CoOl To TyPe LiKe ThIs.
- When people wear mesh shirts (see bottom for photographic proof)
- When someone cuts me off in traffic
- When someone is a close talker (see bottom for photographic proof)
- When overweight girls think it's okay to wear mini skirts and it's clearly not (see bottom for photographic proof... DISCLAIMER: it's not pretty)
I'm walking around campus on the sidewalk to class and then I hear it, the noise I know can only come from a godforsaken rolling book-bag "clunk, clunk, clunk" every time the wheels hit a crack in the sidewalk. I honestly can say it nearly makes my ears bleed every single time.

JUST SAY NO!
About 2 weeks ago, I was minding my own business (nearly late for class) running to Holt to get to my class on the 2nd floor by 12:15. As I am rounding the corner to run up the steps, there it is... I see it... a rolling book-bag going up the steps. What are you carrying in there lady? Apparently enough bricks to build Donald Trump a new house. You would have thought she was carrying 10 small children in that bag, because as I try to pass her on the skinny stairwell, she beings to drop her 1o-ton bag.... excuse me I mean rolling wheels of annoyance down the steps. It was just a big burden and caused me to be 8.6 seconds later to class than I would have been had this "adult student" been so kind as to have taken the elevator, or just used a normal book-bag! Thanks!

Jared what are you thinking?

Hey Jerry your pores are very small!

Does this lycra make my thighs look big?
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